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"Think you're smart? 
Come over and help me with my homework. 
- Anonymous"

"If evolution really works, 
Photograph of Milton Berlehow come mothers only have two hands?"

- Milton Berle

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"People who think they know everything 
are a great annoyance to those of us who do. "

- Isaac Asimov

"When you go into court 
A photograph of Norm Crosbyyou are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people 
who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty."

 - Norm Crosby

"Don't wake me up! I'm studying."
- Anonymous

"Nine out of ten people love chocolate, 
and the 10th person is always lying. "
- Anonymous

"By working faithfully eight hours a day 
you may eventually get to be boss 
and work twelve hours a day."
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- Robert Frost

"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. 
Just like everyone else. "

- Margaret Mead

"There's life without Facebook and Internet? 
Send me the link."
- Anonymous

Your face uses more muscles to frown than to smile . . . What i can say i'm just addicted to fitness.

"An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; 
the older she gets 
the more interested he is in her."
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- Agatha Christie

I stretch my arms, 
I bend my knees, 
I straighten my neck, 
and they are all crunching. 
I'm not getting older, I'm getting more crunchy. 
- Anonymous
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