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"To attract men, 
Photograph of Rita RudnerI wear a perfume called New Car Interior."

- Rita Rudner

"I lost my teddy bear, 
can I sleep with you?"
- Anonymous

"Behind every great man 
is a woman 
rolling her eyes."

- Jim Carrey

"My favorite machine at the gym 
is the vending machine."
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- Caroline Rhea

"A text message can lead to a date, 
which can lead to a kiss, 
and a wonderful night together. 
Will you text me?"
- Anonymous

"There cannot be a crisis next week. 
My schedule is already full."

- Henry A. Kissinger

"When I was small I thought money and fame 
brought all the happiness in the world. 
Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right."
- Anonymous

"I always arrive late at the office, 
but I make up for it by leaving early."
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- Charles Lamb

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