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Photograph of Rodney Dangerfield
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date 
on Saturday night."

- Rodney Dangerfield

"Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. 
Teach him to catch fish 
and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer. "
- Anonymous

Theodore Roosevelt photography"If you could kick the person in the pants 
responsible for most of your trouble, 
you wouldn't sit for a month."

- Theodore Roosevelt

"The best time to give advice to your children 
is while they’re still young enough 
to believe you know what you’re talking about."

  - Evan Esar

"Don't drink to forget me, 
you'll end up seeing me double."
- Anonymous

"I told my wife the truth. 
I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. 
Then she told me the truth: 
that she was seeing a psychiatrist, 
two plumbers, 
and a bartender."
picture of Rodney Dangerfield

- Rodney Dangerfield

Roses are red, 
violets are blue, 
I'm schizophrenic, 
and so am I. 

- Oscar Levant

"There is nothing so annoying 
Photograph of Mark Twainas to have two people go right on talking 
when you’re interrupting."

- Mark Twain

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