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When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor.
- Anonymous

I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
- Anonymous

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Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
- Anonymous

When the past comes knocking, don't answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
- Anonymous

Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...
- Anonymous

You know you are getting old when the candles on your 
birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.
- Anonymous
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