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My plan for today? Same as always: Drink coffee and be sexy.

I’m going to the gym because I heard they have free weights. I wonder how many they’ll let me take?

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The only thing I hate worse than holding a girl's purse is when it doesn't match what I'm wearing.

Does Holy Crap comes from Holy Cow?

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I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.

I went for window shopping , and guest what , I bought four windows....

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I really think my life would be a lot better if my fitness app would just lower its standards.

If I was a Jedi there is a 100% chance that I would use the Force inappropriately.
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